February 2012
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab...
It didn’t work.
A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a... →
funniest10k:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
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This is how pencils are sharpened in factories. →
“You can seek the advice of others, surround yourself with trusted advisers. But...”
– (via greysanatomy)
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
12.10: I'm going to study at 12:15
12.17: I'm going to study at 12:20
12.21: Okay okay, I'm going to study at 12:25.
12.38: I'm going to study at 12:45, this time I promise!
12.45: Fuck it, I'm gonna be a stripper.
When I sing...
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
When your crush calls you cute.
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that was a nice dream…
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